Cosmic Nonsense Hoodie

“Responding to Cosmic Nonsense Since Yesterday” — the unofficial motto of every Space Force member who’s had to explain their job to literally anyone. This shirt nails that perfect mix of sarcasm and service, for those who defend orbit while the rest of the world still thinks it’s a punchline. Ideal for duty days, bar nights, or awkward family cookouts where someone says, “So… do you guys actually go to space?” Comfortable, sharp, and 100% approved for off-planet operations.

Product Specifications:

• 8.5 oz 80/20 Cotton/Polyester
• Heathers are 55/45 Cotton/Poly Blend
• Wash in cold with like colors.