Army Red Coat Thanksgiving Long Sleeve

“Mandatory Fun” Because Voluntary Morale Is Overrated.
This one’s for every troop who’s ever been “strongly encouraged” to enjoy themselves while pretending the green beans are hot and the gravy isn’t powdered. The Thanksgiving Dinner: Mandatory Fun Event decree, signed by “The King” himself, says it all, your deployment may be extended, but at least the turkey’s room temp and morale’s optional.

Tradition never tasted so institutional.
The front reads like a 1600s royal decree, because let’s be honest, sometimes the brass acts like they’re still wearing powdered wigs. The back? A stone-faced Redcoat holding a turkey like he just realized chow’s out of cranberry sauce again. Perfect for those who know that no matter the century, rank, or branch, some things never change: cold turkey, warm beer, and forced cheer.