Moon Border Control Light T-Shirt

This shirt says what everyone’s thinking — the Moon ain’t gonna guard itself. “Because the Moon Needs Border Control Too” captures the exact mix of absurd duty and deadpan pride every Space Force member lives for. Ideal for when you’re patrolling orbit, gaming in your recliner, or just flexing on your Air Force buddies. Crisp print, dark humor, zero gravity required. It’s out of this world — literally.

Product Specifications:

• 4.2 OZ 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
• Fabric Knit
• Dyed, and cut in USA
• Wash in cold with like colors.