Sinister Sailor Santa Womens T-Shirt

When Santa Goes to Sea, the Naughty List Gets Serious.
This isn’t the jolly North Pole version. This is Sailor Santa, forged by saltwater, long watches, and more holiday duty rotations than any human should endure. The beard is regulation-questionable, the stare could cut through fog, and the chevrons say he’s been in long enough to know exactly who’s getting coal and who’s getting corrected.

A festive icon for the fleet that never sleeps.
He’s the spirit of Christmas underway: stern, caffeinated, and just a little unhinged from midrats and missed port calls. Perfect for Sailors who’ve stood holiday duty, done gift exchanges on steel decks, or ever heard “we’ll celebrate when we hit port.” This Santa doesn’t ride a sleigh, he rides the ship’s schedule. And he brings justice… wrapped in red and Navy blue.